walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I currently don't understand fingers.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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