He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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