i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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