My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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