I am in a vortex of obligation.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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