she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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