Whod you bang
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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