ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
that's an acceptable place to lick
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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