I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I love having hate sex.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
