Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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