before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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