yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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