Umm I'm too high to move.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
