I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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