if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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