Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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