Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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