I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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