Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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