2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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