AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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