just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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