just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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