i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
