I'm really into asian looking animals
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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