Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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