Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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