he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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