Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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