I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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