absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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