why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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