he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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