can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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