who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
