I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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