you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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