I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
then he tried to convert me to islam
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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