this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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