ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
thus making me awesome and them whores
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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