all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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