i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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