i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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