Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
