didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
