Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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