great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Sorry about my life...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
