That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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