I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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