Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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